I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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