all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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