we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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