Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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