2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
