So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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