I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
