How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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