I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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