Taylor Swift is so right about you.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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