Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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