I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
third nipple confirmed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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