it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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