i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
