So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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