I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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