In the future we'll all be gay
farters have to be the big spoon...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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