I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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