thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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