weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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