So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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