So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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