I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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