Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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