uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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