I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
