ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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