He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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