i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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