Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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