Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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