windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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