is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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