Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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