so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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