I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think people are normalizing furries
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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