she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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