Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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