Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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