Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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