white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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