No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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