He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The Olympian is in my bed
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