There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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