He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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