your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
