It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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