is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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