it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
