I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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