too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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