You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Randomize
