Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
