Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize