i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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