1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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